HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PAIGE!!!

Today is Paige's birthday, so here are some things that you may or may not know about Paige that i love:

Paige is so funny, we have such a good time together, she is able to find humor in just about anything and she laughs all the time (especially when its innappropriate). Paige is the greatest cook that i know of (sorry mom). She is trying to fatten me up im sure so that she can then use ME in a meal for the queen. She is always trying to impress the queen. Paige is also the smartest person that i have ever met. She is able to learn anything, she learns it fast and she learns it well, which is why Paige pretty much takes care of all of the day to day operetions. The one day i tried to do what she did, the neighbors house burned down somehow. So my only job know is to make sure that i keep breathing. She has such a great spiritual side, she loves to serve others and to help others whenever she can. She almost gets antsy if she hasn't helped anyone in a while, and thats when i have to get out the tranq gun. Speaking of which, she is a good napper. She can nap anywhere. She is probably napping right now in fact. Despite all the napping though, Paige is a very hard worker, and is the greatest wife anyone could ever have. I am lucky to have her, and i love her more than words can describe, but if i had to put words to it i would say i love her more than all the mountain dew and candy in the world (the is an extremely large amount, on the order of infinity billion. There is too much to say about her, so just know that she is better than you, the reader, unless the reader happens to be Paige in which case it is a tie. I don't mean that pridefully or in a mean way, its just what i think, which is why i probably marrier her and not you, the reader. Oh and if the reader is a dude, i didn't marry you because of that also, being a dude. Another great thing about Paige is she puts up with my weirdness. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAIGE, I LOVE YOU!!!